Sunday, November 11, 2007

Boyz will be Boyzzzzzzz


This one is for those girls who always compare themselves with boyz.

The main idea is why is this comparison?

“Boyz can do this, so can we….” Or “there is nothing as such that only boyz can do”

Now try doing this.

  • We don’t mind sleeping on a sofa
  • Keeping our room messy is our birthright.
  • If you think our car to be stinks, we don’t.
  • We can wear the same clothes for 6 continuous days
  • Same pair of socks will be worn for 3 days, and 3 nights also.
  • We eat with both hands.
  • If in case we appreciate you, we are true; or else don’t even think that you look pretty.
  • Yeah, we love sports, and can keep talking about it for hours.
  • If you think we smell bad, than don’t come near us.
  • Hair would be combed only if we get time.
  • Shoelace would be open, cause that’s the way we like it.
  • We never complain that the toilet seat is not raised, why do you?
  • We love to clean our nose in public, so all can see that we are not lazy.
  • Wet hands will be dried on jeans.
  • Beer would be drank, cause we care for the jobs of beer company employees.
  • Word “ouch” never exists.
  • We would never break off with you just cause your toe nail is big.
  • We fight only when we think we should. Plus, our fights are more organized, and not like yours (Bitch-Slap).
  • We don’t need plate or fork and spoon to eat a piece of cake; we use hands.
  • Bathing is optional.
  • No Jealousy among us.
  • Never challenge a boy in cooking. does he ever challenge you in standing and peeing?
  • We HAVE TO LIE only cause you hate the truth.
Well, its a never ending argument.
Just stop comparing between two genders.
The most important thing is to be happy in life.
Drink Beer, No Fear !!!

10 comments:

A said...

LOL its so so true!! hehe esp the 1 abt 'ouch'.

Anonymous said...

LOlz cute and funny but I dunno about other girls but I can def.handle the truth.You guys are def.lyers;)

Anonymous said...

I don't agree with half of whats written.. But hey, thats just me!

Unknown said...

lolzz.... fatte article Sammy...
n its so very true ya... swear,, GUYS WIL B GUYS.. lolzzz...
n d best part is...
Never challenge a boy in cooking. does he ever challenge you in standing and peeing?

Unknown said...

Each word is true..I guess this list is never ending.. A true representation..Nice work....

Unknown said...

Once again a good one...
How do u cum up wid such interesting topics ya...
but again a nice one....although being a girl i agree to many things

Unknown said...

it was hilarious...
yeah its all true!!!!!!!
n ve experienced n seen much of it...

Mythreya said...

lolz...dat was funny!!!
hope dis makes all those feminists shut up!!

keep writing!!

Priti the blogger said...

Sahi article hain dude.. and its very true also.. i agree with u...:)

Adaa said...

Confession : I oogled at d pic for more minutes dan i spent reading! Ahem ahem!!