Sunday, November 11, 2007

Boyz will be Boyzzzzzzz


This one is for those girls who always compare themselves with boyz.

The main idea is why is this comparison?

“Boyz can do this, so can we….” Or “there is nothing as such that only boyz can do”

Now try doing this.

  • We don’t mind sleeping on a sofa
  • Keeping our room messy is our birthright.
  • If you think our car to be stinks, we don’t.
  • We can wear the same clothes for 6 continuous days
  • Same pair of socks will be worn for 3 days, and 3 nights also.
  • We eat with both hands.
  • If in case we appreciate you, we are true; or else don’t even think that you look pretty.
  • Yeah, we love sports, and can keep talking about it for hours.
  • If you think we smell bad, than don’t come near us.
  • Hair would be combed only if we get time.
  • Shoelace would be open, cause that’s the way we like it.
  • We never complain that the toilet seat is not raised, why do you?
  • We love to clean our nose in public, so all can see that we are not lazy.
  • Wet hands will be dried on jeans.
  • Beer would be drank, cause we care for the jobs of beer company employees.
  • Word “ouch” never exists.
  • We would never break off with you just cause your toe nail is big.
  • We fight only when we think we should. Plus, our fights are more organized, and not like yours (Bitch-Slap).
  • We don’t need plate or fork and spoon to eat a piece of cake; we use hands.
  • Bathing is optional.
  • No Jealousy among us.
  • Never challenge a boy in cooking. does he ever challenge you in standing and peeing?
  • We HAVE TO LIE only cause you hate the truth.
Well, its a never ending argument.
Just stop comparing between two genders.
The most important thing is to be happy in life.
Drink Beer, No Fear !!!

Friday, November 09, 2007

I wanna Die - Part 2


He sees a church nearby and starts shouting: “You don’t exist, not even in that baseless church you have! You’re fake.

Once inside, he says: “God is this your justice?! All my life you gave me sorrows. Throughout my life I was lonely and I had to go through many problems. But I always went through it because I had faith. And now, when I found happiness in life, you took it away from me. Now I realized I am a complete loser. Is that my fault and is that crime? The person who made me a loser is you. The person to make me a joke in this world is you. The person who got me in this current situation is you. So I am not a loser, you are! I am not a criminal you are! I am not at fault you are! YOU it’s you! Which life’s revenge are you taking from me? Tell me? Answer me? Answer me right now and if you cannot I’ll kill myself right here and again will you be blamed for it!”

Suddenly he hears a voice saying: “All Mighty be praised.”

He looks to his right and sees a man with crutches out there praying.

Then he looked down and saw that he had no legs. And the man yet said, “All Mighty be praised.” He wasn’t crying or blaming God. He was only thanking him for everything that he does have. Then his wife came, and took him away.

This man then realized and thanked the Lord. “I got all my answers, thank you Lord! I realized how precious life is. That man’s legs were cut off and didn’t question you. He was just happy with everything else you gave him. Thank you Lord for making me realize that you do have a destiny for everyone!”

- by Ritika Kothari

Friday, November 02, 2007

Touching Horizon



Land & Ocean meets;
with a blanket of Sky over them.
They call this as their Paradise.
All over the place, this Love flies.
She is the Princess of the Ocean
He is King of his own Land.
She is a beauty of his mind.
He is whom she loves, please don't mind !!
The birds, the rivers, and the cool breeze;
are never to be stopped, just as their love..
This love spreads all over,
making Hawaii touch Japan.
The heart of the Land whispers in Oceans ears,
"Can I please hold your hands?"
Ocean never knows, what is it..
But, she is still sitting on the land...
The Land now whispers in the Oceans heart,
"Can I please feel you?"
The land now asks the Oceans cheeks,
can I please kiss you?
The land now asks the ocean,
can I please hold you?
The Ocean replies...
...yes u may
The Ocean replies, "Yes, you May"
Can anyone separate Ocean from Land?

SELECT ALL, AND READ !!!

Guyz, please don't hate me if you find this to be sad..
But I really liked it...


-Sammy Desai