Sunday, September 23, 2007

I wanna Die - Part 1



You taught my silent heart how to love,
then you got your love and destroyed my heart.

A man was ditched by the only thing he loved.
He didn't wanna live. He wanted to kill himself.
Well, what is life without love?
He had no one else in his life except her.
"She ditched me?" thats all could be heard from him.

He started walking up the hill.
With arms stretched and fists closed, he screamed.
"Why me Lord, why me?"
He weeped all the way up to the top.
"Where were you God?"
A cold breeze hit him hard, but he didn't stop.
"Stop that breeze and tell me, where were you when she left me?
Where were you when all my happiness was gone?"

All of a sudden it started raining.
"Stop crying God, a lot of people love you,
but no one really cares for me. I got no one except her."
Few more steps and he tripped over a rock.
"God, you showed yourself?
After all, you are also rock-hearted.
Your idols are all made of rocks.
I don't need you now, I'm going to kill myself.
and if someone is to be blamed, it has to be you.
You taught the meaning of love; the purpose of life."

-Saimish Desai


Part 2 is coming up really soon, and its gonna be written by Ritika Kothari

Friday, September 07, 2007

Subjects

Subjects are meant only to confuse people.
Lets get back to what we learned in 3rd grade.

SCIENCE

The person who taught me science is the biggest liar.
First he said that water is essential for all, everyone needs water.
I was so happy, I used to run back home so that I can drink water, as it was essential
Then later, we learned about the diseases spreading through water...

MATHEMATICS

It was so simple when they started teaching mathematics.
I mean, everyone were happy by adding 2 & 2 on their fingers, and say 4.
Then later, we learned about limits, derivatives, integrations, and Probability.
Mathematics was not just a 2 digit number anymore, it was an infinite mess of shit now.

HISTORY

History had to be the most interesting subject ever, cause it tells us what happened in past.
It was so nice to know what our ancestors did for living. Their way of hunting in the wild, and survival of the fittest. It was just so amazing.
Then later, I heard that there was a war, and the whole world took part in killing each other.
I wished that they should have crucified me also, or throw a bomb at me.

ENGLISH

I turned my eyes towards English, and thought that this is a language we speak, so it has to be good.
At start they taught me A is for Apple, and B is for Ball, and so on.
Then later, someone told me that A is for Asshole, and B is for Bitch.
I couldn't stand this language when I came to know what does that mean.

COMPUTERS

Should I start with a laugh, cause the person who invented computers was also confused as in what did he invent?
At start they showed me pictures and it was so nice to find alphabets and type as they were never in order.
Then later, I found all subjects on the internet.
I was so happy with the computer, that I could find all subjects here itself.
So I came up with a decision that Computers is my favorite subject.

Other subject were made just to confuse lil old me.
I hate these people who started these other subjects.
Now, I love Computers.

Okay guys, those who think that Internet is the biggest and the best invention created by human, than do reply to this post. If you disagree, than prove me wrong.